Rachel, 21, human.
April 19th
11:41 AM EST
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New Slaves

by Kanye West

ayothewuisback:

New Slaves

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geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

April 17th
10:15 PM EST
9:34 pm / concentrate

9:34 pm / concentrate

April 16th
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unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

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versaceslut:

me too girl me too

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colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

April 14th
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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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unwinona:

tiny-librarian:

Awwwww Joffrey and his parents! So cute!
I, and most people who watch the show I’m sure, may have hated his guts, but you can not deny Jack is a FANTASTIC actor.






becka.

unwinona:

tiny-librarian:

Awwwww Joffrey and his parents! So cute!

I, and most people who watch the show I’m sure, may have hated his guts, but you can not deny Jack is a FANTASTIC actor.

becka.

11:22 PM EST
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gowns:

i’m gonna read lots of  stuff to my kids so they end up like a big nerd like i was. they will ask me, years later, mom, why did you make us weird little people, you made it so hard for us to fit in at school. well, it built character didn’t it, i’ll say. and i’ll sit back really proud because i’ll be retired and they can’t lecture me about shit anymore